Saturday 7 August 2010

New export opportunity

Now locally we appear to have a problem. Currently there is a glut of Deer in the province. Particularly in suburban areas where the 'Ah, aren't they sweet' mentality holds sway (Thank you Walt Disney - you bastard). My neighbours invest in deer proof fencing to keep the little tinkers out and off their prize begonias whatever, but I've seen a six point buck clear a four foot wire fence in our front yard recently (See photo). That fence is four and a half feet high minimum, but after a short pause to check the distance, the buck was over it without so much as a sneeze. The Deer population in urban areas is becoming a problem with 'calls for action' and other half hearted rhetoric. Now the Deer are asserting themselves in urban areas and occasionally chasing bewildered dogwalkers down the streets, which has me chuckling. Members of Earth's top predator species being chased by herbivores? Oh my.

As a connected aside; here on Vancouver Island people often raise the concern that we are not 'self sufficient' in food, yet we have a glut of an unmanaged food animal? A partial solution is obvious. Give licences for the limited collection (not shooting, safety first) of wayward urban Deer within city limits to interested companies and sell it like the New Zealanders market and sell Lamb. Maybe with a 'BC Organic' label. Manages the Deer population to manageable proportions and provides a local food source. Low cost, eco-friendly and good economic use of a resource currently in oversupply. I mean, what's not to like?

Venison is a premium meat. It is very healthy with low cholesterol and trans fats. It has a strong flavour, good texture and can be barbecued, broiled (Grilled), roasted, sautéed, stewed and stir fried. Even turned into sausages or burgers. In all of these forms it is very salubrious and deserving of a 'health food' label.

Now I know venison is wild meat, and therefore prone to all the assorted ickyness congruent with being unmanaged livestock; worms, ticks, Lyme Disease etc but those can be dealt with using gamma irradiation (no it doesn't make food 'radioactive') and freezer technology to kill the infestations Deer are often host to. Oh, and cooking food properly is always a good idea.

Having eaten venison with both relish and gusto in more affluent days (pre 2004) I know it is also delicious. Haven't tasted any in a while, although I'm sure one of my hunting neighbours has some in his freezer. Must work out some local barter; I fix his PC for a haunch of the good stuff. Cook, and put out an invitation to the neighbours for a barbecue party.

Anyone for venison?

3 comments:

Angry Exile said...

Same reason I'll happily tuck into a plate of kangaroo meat. Some people get all upset about eating an animal that's on the coat of arms, and obviously Skippy the Bush Kangaroo has as much to answer for as Disney. But roo meat is low in fat and tasty if you like meat on the gamey side (if you like venison I reckon you'll probably like roo), and there are more of the common species today than when Capt Cook came here for a shufty. Despite some the hand wringers Aussies aren't overlooking roo and most supermarkets will have a decent selection of cuts.

delcatto said...

Venison and 'roo...fire up the barbie and get some beers in. It sounds like a plan to me. Eco-friendly farming to manage the deer and provide food is a good solution although the fluffies won't be happy.

Bill Sticker said...

Delcatto,

The 'fluffies' wouldn't be happy unless everyone could live on sunlight and moonbeams, and then some idiot would come along and claim such an ethereal diet caused something apocalyptic. They're that far gone. It's very sad.

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