Dinosaur am I?

In the local paper today there was a cartoon showing the end of the Dinosaurs with a Tyrannosaur holding up a placard saying "There is no such thing as global warming". Being a contrary soul, I have my own little missive in a similar vein.

When the truth stamps on your tail, it is the smart saurian that examines the evidence and says, "Well maybe it ain't gonna get hotter after all." and begins preparations for a long cold spell. While those doomed to extinction keep on regurgitating the same "We're all dooomed" mantra while still wearing T-shirts and shorts and not putting stuff aside for the hard times to come, or expecting someone else to do it all for them.

My money is still on a Dalton like event over the next thirty years or so.