An expatriate view of the UK economy

A muvver was checkin 'er cash flow one night,
She’d hardly a fiver an’ money was tight,
The muvver was poor and the money was thin,
Barely a cheque stub to list her bills in;

The muvver turned rahnd for a pen out the rack,
She was but a moment, but when she turned back,
Her money was gorn; and in anguish she cried,
Oh, where is my money?' – the Chancellor replied:

The economy 'as fell dahn the plug-'ole,
Brown’s flushed it right dahn the plug;
Your tiny bank balance so skinny and thin
It oughtern been banked in a mug;

The Chancellor 'as 'ad all your money,
E won't need to tax you no more,
The economy's fell dahn the plug 'ole
Not lorst....... but gorn before!

Revamped by Bill Sticker; H/T Anonymous.