Dear Santa..

I know it's not Christmas, but one of these would be just the ticket. A few minor modifications, and it would be good to go. Just the thing for winning those little kerbside arguments about parking tickets and dealing with aggressive cyclists.

There is one cyclist in particular around town that I would like to see get his come uppance, nasty person. Bombs through intersections, shouting and snarling at pedestrians, I see him coming, out comes the video camera, and the output will get handed to the local RCMP detachment.