Saturday, 7 March 2009

'Deniers' to be arrested?

At a conference at the University of West England this weekend, eco-worriers have been calling for people who do not believe in the science of climate change to be arrested and sent to 're-education' camps.
"It's quite an exciting concept." One conference goer was heard to remark. "We could round up anyone who complains about the cold and the lack of electricity and lock them up for their own good."

Working parties are reported to have been formed at the conference to discuss subjects such as;
'Deniers' whither electroshock?
The use of wind power in recharging electric cattle prods.
Eco-lobotomies, cutting to the chase?
Reducing the carbon footprint of concentration camps.

In other news today, Lake Superior was reported to be freezing over.

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