Apologies for the inconvenience

Sarcasm levels will be restored shortly.

In the meantime, here is a video of a 1974 Colin Blunstone track which kind of sums up my feelings at the return of Mrs S.


My heart is full, and even the daftest pronouncements coming out of No 10 Downing Street cannot change that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of time to make up with the better part of me, bless her little pink (truly) booties.