Heard Inside number 10

"Gordon."
"MMph?"
"Time to go, Gordon."
"No! Shan't!"
"You've lost, Gordon."
"No I haven't! Cleggsy will save me! Good old Cleggsy."
"Er, no. He's talking to the Tories."
"No he's not! Filthy bitch, I'll set Mandy on him!"
"Come on Gordon. Time to go."
"No!"
"Let go of the chair Gordon. Please. Can someone help me pry his fingers off the desk please? Anyone got a crowbar? Please Gordon. LET. GO. OF. THE. CHAIR!"
"Mine! No! Not going! MINE!" (Hysterical screams, flying mobile phones)

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